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    Acrylic Coaster

    $8.00 AUD

    Made from edge lit acrylic these little beauties will positively glow on you.
    Laser etched by Kyle in Melbourne.

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    Fully Unautomated Dish Drying Device

    $25.00 AUD

    The ultimate kitchen accessory has finally arrived and in two snazzy colour options!

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    Greetings From Australia Tea Towel

    $35.00 AUD

    A FULLY UNAUTOMATED DISH DRYING DEVICE

    Greetings From Australia
    Our Australiana Range of Tea Towels appeals to the Aussie sense of humour — or not…
    This Tea Towel is screen printed by hand by a bloke called Dale, and made from 100% wool.
    Just kidding, it’s 50% linen & 50% cotton.

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    The Forequarter

    $199.00 $99.00 AUD

    The Forequarter

    Serves all sorts but really lives for pizza — any flavour you like.

    The Forequarter or the QUARTO ANTERIORE (as our Italian friends would say) is upfront about its versatility. Antipasto, charcuterie, dips (sheep, of course), fruit pastes, formaggio and fromage. Oh, and cheese will work just as well on your Forequarter. Cakes also stand out from the crowd when presented on your Forequarter, did we mention it’s up upfront about its versatility?

    Crafted by hoof* The Forequarter is made from sustainable Sugar Gum and ethically sourced Red Ironbark all from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

    Board Size 350mm diameter x 15mm

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    The Shank — 2017

    $150.00 AUD

    GET A HANDLE ON SERVING
    The Shank is an all-rounder. As a serving paddle it won’t leave you up the creek and, even though it’s not made from willow, it could serve you well when facing a spin bowler coming round the hills hoist. However, it feels most at home when laden with antipasto, dips (sheep, of course), fruit pastes and cheese, cheese and more cheese.

    Crafted by hoof* The Shank is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum, from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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    The Cutlet

    $85.00 AUD

    THE CUTLET
    Cheese to meat you.

    This serving board is for presenting cheese, charcuterie, antipasto, dip (sheep, of course) and other itty-bitty morsels of comestible pleasure.

    Crafted by hoof* The Cutlet is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum, from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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    The Hind Leg

    $400.00 AUD

    THE HIND LEG
    Stands up to anything.

    Now this is a butchers’ block! It will withstand years of slicing and dicing, cutting and carving, julienne-ing, sofrito-ing, mirepoix-ing and suppengrün-ing. We’d vouch for wloszczyzna-ing but we can’t quite get our tongue around that one just now.

    Season this beast with coconut oil regularly and it will last, well, a bloody long time.

    Crafted by hoof* The Hind Leg is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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