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    Acrylic Coaster

    $8.00 AUD

    Made from edge lit acrylic these little beauties will positively glow on you.
    Laser etched by Kyle in Melbourne.

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    Fully Unautomated Dish Drying Device

    $25.00 AUD

    The ultimate kitchen accessory has finally arrived and in two snazzy colour options!

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    Greetings From Australia Print

    $79.00 AUD

    Greetings From Australia

    The perfect print to adorn your kitchen wall or any wall for that matter, who needs a Picasso when you can have one of our hand screen printed Australiana prints. The print appeals to the Aussie sense of humour— or not…
    Hand screen printed in Castlemaine by a bloke called Dale on 250 gsm Dutch Etch Paper.

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    Greetings From Australia Tea Towel

    $35.00 AUD

    A FULLY UNAUTOMATED DISH DRYING DEVICE

    Greetings From Australia
    Our Australiana Range of Tea Towels appeals to the Aussie sense of humour — or not…
    This Tea Towel is screen printed by hand by a bloke called Dale, and made from 100% wool.
    Just kidding, it’s 50% linen & 50% cotton.

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    Greetings From Australia Card

    $5.00 AUD

    GREETINGS FROM AUSTRALIA
    For the bloody love of Australiana…
    Our greeting cards appeal to the Aussie sense of humour — or not.

    A6 Card digitally printed on up-cycled 300gsm stock. Blank inside with card ‘name’, Chops For Tea Kitchen logo and web address on reverse. Supplied with envelope and sealed poly bag.

    Designed in Castlemaine and printed in Melbourne by a bloke called Rob.
    Available Individually or as part of our Australiana card set.

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    Many Happy Returns Print

    $79.00 AUD

    Many Happy Returns Print

    The perfect print to adorn your kitchen wall or any wall for that matter, who needs a Picasso when you can have one of our hand screen printed Australiana prints.
    The print appeals to the Aussie sense of humour— or not…
    Hand screen printed in Castlemaine by a bloke called Dale on 250 gsm Dutch Etch Paper.

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    Many Happy Returns Tea Towel

    $35.00 AUD

    A FULLY UNAUTOMATED DISH DRYING DEVICE

    Many Happy Returns
    Our Australiana Range of Tea Towels appeals to the Aussie sense of humour — or not…
    This Tea Towel is screen printed by hand by a bloke called Dale, and made from 100% wool. Just kidding, it’s 50% linen & 50% cotton.

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    Many Happy Returns Card

    $5.00 AUD

    MANY HAPPY RETURNS
    For the bloody love of Australiana…
    Our greeting cards appeal to the Aussie sense of humour — or not.

    A6 Card digitally printed on up-cycled 300gsm stock. Blank inside with card ‘name’, Chops For Tea Kitchen logo and web address on reverse. Supplied with envelope and sealed poly bag.

    Designed in Castlemaine and printed in Melbourne by a bloke called Rob.
    Available Individually or as part of our Australiana card set.

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    Road Kill Print

    $79.00 AUD

    The perfect print to adorn your kitchen wall or any wall for that matter, who needs a Picasso when you can have one of our hand screen printed Australiana prints. The print appeals to the Aussie sense of humour— or not…
    Hand screen printed in Castlemaine by a bloke called Dale on 250 gsm Dutch Etch Paper.

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    Road Kill Greeting Card

    $5.00 $3.00 AUD

    ROAD KILL
    For the bloody love of Australiana…
    Our greeting cards appeal to the Aussie sense of humour — or not.

    A6 Card digitally printed on up-cycled 300gsm stock. Blank inside with card ‘name’, Chops For Tea Kitchen logo and web address on reverse. Supplied with envelope and sealed poly bag.

    Designed in Castlemaine and printed in Melbourne by a bloke called Rob.
    Available Individually or as part of our Australiana card set.

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    Mad As A Cut Snake Tea Towel

    $35.00 AUD

    A FULLY UNAUTOMATED DISH DRYING DEVICE

    Mad As A Cut Snake
    Our Australiana Range of Tea Towels appeals to the Aussie sense of humour — or not…
    This Tea Towel is screen printed by hand by a bloke called Dale, and made from 100% wool. Just kidding, it’s 50% linen & 50% cotton.

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    Mad As A Cut Snake Card

    $5.00 AUD

    MAD AS A CUT SNAKE
    For the bloody love of Australiana…
    Our greeting cards appeal to the Aussie sense of humour — or not.

    A6 Card digitally printed on up-cycled 300gsm stock. Blank inside with card ‘name’, Chops For Tea Kitchen logo and web address on reverse. Supplied with envelope and sealed poly bag.

    Designed in Castlemaine and printed in Melbourne by a bloke called Rob.
    Available Individually or as part of our Australiana card set.

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    Signature Apron

    $65.00 AUD

    Hand made by Judy, the Chops For Tea Signature Apron is stylish, durable, and fun!
    Made from charcoal peachskin canvas with black peachskin strip detail, stitched and riveted ties with a fully adjustable neck strap with eyelet.
    Featuring a deep pocket — 200mm x 250mm, contrast webbing and matching screen printed signature lamb logo on pocket.
    Available in 4 colour options | One size  — 980mmm x 770mm

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    Signature Tote Bag

    $30.00 AUD

    Handmade by Judy, the Chops For Tea Signature Tote Bag is strong, durable, stylish and fun!
    Made from charcoal peachskin canvas with a black peachskin canvas gusset featuring contrast webbing handles and matching hand screen printed signature lamb logo.
    Available in 6 colour options.
    Size 420mm x 380mm (from centre of gusset).

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    The Forequarter

    $199.00 $99.00 AUD

    The Forequarter

    Serves all sorts but really lives for pizza — any flavour you like.

    The Forequarter or the QUARTO ANTERIORE (as our Italian friends would say) is upfront about its versatility. Antipasto, charcuterie, dips (sheep, of course), fruit pastes, formaggio and fromage. Oh, and cheese will work just as well on your Forequarter. Cakes also stand out from the crowd when presented on your Forequarter, did we mention it’s up upfront about its versatility?

    Crafted by hoof* The Forequarter is made from sustainable Sugar Gum and ethically sourced Red Ironbark all from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

    Board Size 350mm diameter x 15mm

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    The Shank — 2017

    $150.00 AUD

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    The Shank is an all-rounder. As a serving paddle it won’t leave you up the creek and, even though it’s not made from willow, it could serve you well when facing a spin bowler coming round the hills hoist. However, it feels most at home when laden with antipasto, dips (sheep, of course), fruit pastes and cheese, cheese and more cheese.

    Crafted by hoof* The Shank is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum, from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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    The Cutlet

    $85.00 AUD

    THE CUTLET
    Cheese to meat you.

    This serving board is for presenting cheese, charcuterie, antipasto, dip (sheep, of course) and other itty-bitty morsels of comestible pleasure.

    Crafted by hoof* The Cutlet is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum, from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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    The Hind Leg

    $400.00 AUD

    THE HIND LEG
    Stands up to anything.

    Now this is a butchers’ block! It will withstand years of slicing and dicing, cutting and carving, julienne-ing, sofrito-ing, mirepoix-ing and suppengrün-ing. We’d vouch for wloszczyzna-ing but we can’t quite get our tongue around that one just now.

    Season this beast with coconut oil regularly and it will last, well, a bloody long time.

    Crafted by hoof* The Hind Leg is made from ethically sourced red ironbark and plantation grown sugar gum from Central Victoria, Australia.

    *Ok so it’s crafted by hand, by a bloke, named Doug. With his hands.

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    Signature Tea Towel

    $22.00$25.00 AUD

    A FULLY UNAUTOMATED DISH DRYING DEVICE

    This Tea Towel is screen printed by hand and made from 100% wool.
    Just kidding, it’s 100% cotton.

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    Signature Limited Edition Prints

    $69.00 AUD

    Chops for Tea Kitchen Signature Print

    The perfect print to adorn your kitchen wall or any wall for that matter, who needs a Picasso when you can have one of our hand screen printed Limited Edition Prints. The print breaks down our lamb, Choppy, into bite sized mildly humorous digestible chunks* — vegetarians won’t be impressed. Screen printed by hand on 250 gsm Dutch Etch in Castlemaine by a bloke called Dale.

    Do not wash, iron or fold, simply frame and hang on your wall.

    *OK, these are big chunks

    Note: Frame not included

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    Chops Gift Voucher

    $50.00$200.00 AUD

    If you’re looking for that perfect gift but have absolutely no idea, look no further than the Chops For Tea Kitchen Gift Voucher. Full of goodness and holiday cheer, it’s perfect for those that can’t decide what to buy.

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